1. asktheteamofscientists:

    hobgoblinhero:

    danadies:

    yes-master-thank-you-master:

    The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

    Jizz and jet

    shoot and scoot

    blow your load and hit the road

    (via shesanindianoutlaw)

     
  2. elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

    pyrop:

    tangletots:

    askinnyblackman:

    duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

    goose

    image

    #suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

    I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

    (Source: moreissues--thanvogue, via that-annoying-american)

     

  3. lameborghini:

    mmm yeah avoid me harder oooo

    (via zackisontumblr)

     
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  5. nirvanaschild:

    I’m sorry but this made my whole day

    (via the-best-is-yet-to-be)

     

  6. if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

    (Source: dirtylowfrequencies, via that-annoying-american)

     
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  8. riordam:

    council-ofahn:

    riordam:

    this is just a few what I have seen lately

    tumblr

    whY

    I’M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I’M A GUMMY BEAR, I’M A YUMMY TUMMY LUCKY FUNNY GUMMY BEAR.

    oh hell no

    (via sodamnrelatable)

     
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